4. The Last Templar




 The Last Templar by Raymond Khoury


Father-in-law Bud loaned this one to me, insisting I read it. As I've pawned off books on him, turnabout is fair play.

This is the second "Knights Templar"-craze book I've read (the first being The DaVinci Code), and it's easily the better. While the characterizations are Big Screen Action stock, and the plot isn't entirely original (but what is in this field?), the brisk clip of the narrative and healthy doses of action keep your fingers flipping pages throughout the night to see what The Secret Item really is that may - or may not - have made it out of the sack of Jerusalem so many centuries ago.

And that's the story: mystery item is sought by "evil" parties, comes into possession of a hero and later heroine (who, strangely, is so rampantly selfish as to be refreshing) and thus there is conflict. It spans the globe, has a Crusades-era sidestory, the deaths aren't overly gruesome, lots of chases and derring-do, and the romance isn't too forced or saccharine.

The opening heist featuring fully armored "Templars" on horseback raiding a museum would be terrific on screen (and it might be, as there was a mini-series earlier in the summer, but I've not watched it).

A note: this story was actually written as a screenplay BEFORE The DaVinci Code every came out, but was never produced. The writer was encouraged to turn it into a novel right around the time Dan Brown put his stamp on worldwide bestseller lists. So don't see this one as trite, a play on the Holy Grail-type story or just cheap paperback fiction.

It's a great beach read (not exactly high art, though), and I hear his subsequent scribblings are also quite good.


-Erik

1-3. The Chronicles of Narnia Books 1-3



The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe; Prince Caspian; The Voyage of the "Dawn Treader" by C.S. Lewis


We've all heard of the classic Chronicles of Narnia series by the scholarly atheist-turned-Christian C.S. Lewis. If we didn't read at least the first book in elementary school, the teacher probably tuned us in to a cartoon or mini-series adaptation. Or more recently, we could've seen the live-action, big budget movies of the first two.

I read The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe in 3rd grade, and saw a cartoon adaptation. Beyond that, I had little exposure save the two blockbuster movies. Mandy got me a neat, 1970s-era box set of the seven books in the Chronicles, numbered as the author intended - in publication order, not according to internal chronology. And so, I set out to discover if they are as "classic" as I've been lead to believe (and clear the palate after Why We Hate Us).

Well, 2009 started off smashingly, as they might say!



1. The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe - we know the story of the four Pevensie children who travel to a magical land through a household wardrobe, aiding the talking animals of Narnia against the forces of the (White) Queen. Along the way, they meet Aslan, Christ-metaphor and leader of the Narnians, discover his bravery, their own worth because of it and the meaning of sacrifice. All very well and good. But a monument to (all ages) lit?

I think so, yes. The story is brisk and entertaining, the characters likeable enough (though the writing is quite very English, and a little stiffer than our relaxed variant) and the ideas behind the tale appealing to most. There are some that will be turned off to the religious allegory, but it's also a morality tale, as are many kid's books and classics.
2. Prince Caspian - Not as good as the above. In fact, from what I've read this is the low point. Much of the action takes place with a new slate of human characters, the Telmarines, who have conquered Narnia and subjugated or outlawed the native (animal) Narnians. The military and political maneuverings that might've worked so well in a longer-form fantasy novel here seemed crammed into an adventure story.

While the titular character, Telmarine noble Prince Caspian, is fleeing for his life from his wicked uncle and rallying the Narnians, the four Pevensie children are back again, finding Narnia overgrown and wild, far different from the peaceful kingdom they left. As the two stories link up, the book becomes more engaging overall, but never captures the magic of the first.

3. The Voyage of the "Dawn Treader" - looked upon by many as the best Narnia book, I approached with trepidation this completely unknown story. Having the first two theatrical adaptations fresh in my mind, I knew their plots and if I'd be entertained as an adult reading books that are, truthfully, aimed at a younger audience. Glad I gave "Dawn Treader" a shot.
"Dawn Treader" works on a number of levels - as adventure, philosophy, coming-of-age story, treatise on death - and they all succeed as a richer story than either the preceeding two books. There's less Aslan and talking animals; this is a mariner's tale, sailing past the comfort of coastal waters into the unknown and perhaps over the edge of the world.
Two of the four Pevensies are back, Edmund and Lucy, and they've brought their spoiled cousin Eustace (who resembles Edmund as he was characterized in the first book, before he matured). Prince Caspian now leads the Narnian and Telmarine kingdom, and he sets off to find the lost seven lords, discover what the map does not show, if the legends of the open water are true and if long-rumored islands of peril, mystery and riches abound.
I won't spoil the story or its rewards, but I do recommend it. This was a quick & engaging read for me, though it's longer than the other two books. As an adult, you might treasure this reading experience far more than your kids. Moreso than the previous volumes, "Dawn Treader" is an excellent "bedtime" book or rainy day read; the narrative drive moves smoothly between adventures.

-Erik

0. Why We Hate Us





Why We Hate Us by Dick Meyer

Yeah, this one killed me last year.

I started it with only a few days left to reach 52 books, and this would've been it. By all counts, it was a great choice: conversational in tone, slim, a mix of pop culture and politics. After the recent (more/less rewarding) slog through The Inheritance, I wanted to read a lighter book on political theory and thought this would be it. At first glance, I expected sarcasm, humor and some serious talking points.

What I got was diatribe, vitriol and some serious talking points. This didn't really make me want to push to the finish line.

That and, the day after I started it, I found out Mandy was pregnant. News like that will stop any project cold, even at the endgame.

So I didn't get to 52 books last year, and this was the one that slowed me down just enough (we're talking a chapter-length from finishing).

I gave loaned this one to a friend, Matt Griffin, and he didn't make it through. Too mean, too many societal problems without solutions. I feel the same way.

Dick Meyer had a great idea, and the premise - why Americans are induling in a sort of European self-hate when their's is a great, if flawed, country - is sound. Unfortunately, the execution is bogged down in a lot of anger at the problems (and why they exist), wiht the "solutions" chapter a meager offering at best.

If you're a fan of Dick Meyer, and he isn't a bad writer, or want to explore the question behind the title (why do we hate us?), visit your local library before hitting up the bookstore or Amazon.

-Erik

2008: Cover to Cover


"The average American spends three minutes a day reading a book." -Dick Meyer, Why We Hate Us


I took in this sentence while racing against the clock, trying to complete a goal I've been after for a few years now: reading 52 books, cover to cover, in one year. Were Meyer's statistic to mean something to me, it'd be that I need to get out more. As it stands, I defy the average with my love of reading. Read on!